Squirrel Time Machine

To be intellectually honest, I thought the bin Laden tape was good news for Bush, too. And, for now, that doesn't seem to have panned out. Of course, I didn't think that Rove set the whole thing up; nor do I think squirrels have constructed a time machine under my bed using Q-Tips and Mars bars.

-Jonah Goldberg

Sunshine & Lollipops

Liberalism is always one more tutorial away from sunshine and lollipops for everyone.

-Jonah Goldberg, Planned Summit Is Just an Infomercial in Disguise